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Rio Wingtips: Tan and Blue, A Classic Reborn. Elevate Your Style.
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Sawyer's Tan & Cobalt: Oxford Dress Shoes - A Classy Bloke's Best Foot Forward!
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Sawyer's Emerald & Claret Oxford: A Gentleman's Secret Weapon.
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Sinclair's Olive & Tan Cap Toes: A touch of class and a dash of daring for your feet.
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